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Joke of the Day
"Jesus Christ excrement unearthed in Isreal.... ""Well, Holy Shit!"""
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"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."
"What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball? Juan on Juan"
"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"
"What's the best way to dispose of bodies? Put the ashes in the donuts."
"Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1"
"What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan"
"I don't care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert."
"i'm going to sell a drink called ""responsibly"" so after every liquor ad when they say ""drink responsibly"" hey free advertising boom i win"