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Joke of the Day

"Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough."

"Julius Caesar bought a Google GPS and said, 'Youtube, route us'."

"want to know why i didnt have sex last night? The roofie didn't work."

"How does Hitler like his steak? Nice and Jew-cy."

"My heart goes out to all the parents who are about to see how much weight their kids have gained at college during the Thanksgiving break."

"Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is."

"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."

"I like to tell the bad joke about condescending so I can overexplain it in simple terms."

"My friend's 6-year-old was being obnoxious. The mature thing to do was to tell him to settle down. I challenged him to a rap battle."

"Did you hear about the lawyer who ate gold? He passed the bar"