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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief"

"France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown"

"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"""There is no GREG in 'team.' "" - super mean way to cut Greg from junior varsity."

"Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now? Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!"

"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."

"The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me."

"What's a businessman's favourite dessert? Profiteroles!"

"Where do cats go to vacation? Meowi"

"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance of not going to work tomorrow. Tequila gives you a 1 in 3 chance."