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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief"

"Right before I left the house my wife asked me if I filled out my organ donor information and now I'm hesitant to start the car."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken."

"Did you know that space has tons of alcohol floating around in it? It's Stellar Artois"

"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."

"You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire."

"What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them."

"Just convinced the teen up the street that he needs to change the winter air out of his tires and put in summer air. Don't do dope, kids."

"how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever."

"Did you hear the one about the Vegan diet? Really? I'm shocked they didn't tell you already."