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Joke of the Day
"My sister is a 13 on the pH scale. She's basic but can't even."
Next Joke
"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming"
"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."
"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."
"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"
"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."
"Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat."
"Last night I dreamt I was a vacuum, it really sucked."