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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
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"How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They're often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!"
"Dear guy sitting next to me at the bar wearing camouflage: I can still see you."
"In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."
"I've always wanted to be a plumber... but my friends all say it's just a pipe dream."
"I'm allergic to Everclear. It makes me break out.. Into handcuffs."
"OMG, GODZILLA IS COMING TO ATTACK NEW ENGLAND AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-oh, he said huge blizzard, not lizard... Carry on then."
"I never make jokes about airplanes They go over everyone's heads."
"What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch? A MANDATE *snicker*"
"When/why do feminists hate cannibals? When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading."