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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
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"What do you call gay sound waves? Faghertz"
"Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going to capture it"
"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."
"What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile? * Rolls * Rice"
"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."
"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."
"A trucker cheated to win a poker tournament... It was a big rig."
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."
"i'm going to quit my job and open a donut shop that also sells weed i'll call it 'glazed and confused'."