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Joke of the Day
"I know a woman with an uncontrollable sexual desire towards books. She's an infomaniac"
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"So I was sitting in traffic the other day... got run over."
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"Hitler on mining ""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So mine less"" [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"While shopping for a new phone I found that they offer this thing called 'phone calls'. Has anyone used this? Is it an app?"
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"A math pickup line...You're so hot....... You make me wanna SCATTER my PLOT. :)"