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Joke of the Day

"I like the term urban camper We all know you mean you're homless, but it's less awkward because it has the word camping in it. For all we know you could be roasting smores under a bridge or some shit."

"What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac? I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty."

"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"

"Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife? Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."

"Next on *Will it Blend?* Marijuana! ***Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*** *opens lid* ""Ahh, you can *definitely* breathe this."""

"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"

"women's Rights"

"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"