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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
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"You really shouldn't label sandwiches, I mean they have a right to exist in a world without labels and judgements just like everyone else."
"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"
"Why does Gru speak with an accent? Because he's Arminion."
"A Jew, a Catholic and a colored boy go the heaven. Does anyone know the rest of this joke? Judge Schmels was telling it to the Bishop in caddyshack. And never told the punch line."
"Crabs A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""
"When asked about whether or not Arnold Schwarzenegger upgraded to Windows 10... ...He replied ""I still love Vista, baby"""
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !"
"What gets louder as its gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor."
"My son was upset his personalised number plate name was already taken I'd never seen little YCM-846 so sad before"