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"Next on *Will it Blend?* Marijuana! ***Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*** *opens lid* ""Ahh, you can *definitely* breathe this."""

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"Did you hear the one about the vegan butcher? Did you hear the one about the vegan Butcher? He only cuts the cheese."
"So a naked man is jumping... qp db qp db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts? To keep the flies off the fried chicken."
"When life gets tough, remember this: You were the strongest sperm."
"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese"
"A man stumbles upon a Genie and is granted 3 wishes. Genie: What is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."
"If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?"
"Anteater Kid: What's for dinner? Anteater Mom: Don't be a smart ass, Brandon."
"A cop just knocked on my door and said that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes..."
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