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Joke of the Day

"What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you."

"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."

"I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second."

"How's this for a magic trick: I sign into Twitter and my desire to do anything productive just disappears."

"Who won the first Tour de France? I don't know his name, but I know he was in a German tank."

"What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please."

"Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!"

"What dose a old lady got between her tits? Her belly button."

"I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down."

"Yo mama so fat in order to meet new carbon emissions regulations, we had to cap her ass"