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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"

"i said no to the dress & now my familys being held against their will in an undisclosed location theyve already sent me two of my son's toes"

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."

"What's an Ancient Roman's favorite sex position? LXIX."

"I changed my mind Wife: I changed my mind... Husband: Does the new one work?"

"How do you know you've been making too many jokes? When the wordplay becomes wordwork."

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"

"I'll finish this joke when my dad gets back buying cigarets"

"What's round and black and blue? A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband"

"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies!"