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Joke of the Day
"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"
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"I wanna make a toast to blind hookers you really gotta hand it to them."
"Don't let anyone's hate, negativity, ignorance or drama stop you from being the asshole you strive to be."
"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."
"A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes Wind turbine: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"I buy all my guns from a guy named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"
"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? Cause i ran into him the other day and he was asking about you"
"Whenever a girl is talking too much, remind yourself that other thing she does with her mouth that you like so much. Might dull the pain ;)"
"Instead of saying ""I lost 35 pounds"", say, ""I lost half a super-model"""
"A new prisoner meets Elsa in his new cell... A new prisoner meets Elsa in a cell in the prison. He asks her: ""Why are you here?"" And Elsa answers: ""Because they don't let me go."""