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"I had sex with a Chinese girl. It was great... But I was horny again an hour later."
"The year is 2065. Every adjective once used to describe another person is now deemed offensive. Noone's left their homes in years."
"[escorted out of google hq with armful of snakes at 9:02am on my 1st day] WELL MAYBE U SHOULDA CLARIFIED WAT U MEANT BY ""PYTHON PROGRAMMER"""
"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"How do you make a baby float? 2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby"
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"
"Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced."
"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."
"Hillary Clinton has been so embarrassed about her email scandal that if elected she will bring back the secure channels of communication she used growing up... the pony express."