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Joke of the Day

"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"

"Most of the 1990s was spent staring at a cool light display on an Aiwa stereo."

"What's the best thing about having insomnia? Only one nights sleep til Christmas!"

"I just folded a fitted sheet so beautifully an owl just delivered a Hogwarts acceptance letter to my house"

"This might sound crazy, but I have proof the CIA is putting chips in people's brains. I think they're Pringles."

"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."

"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."

"I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for Meth Addicts. They seemed particularly fond of ""Need for Speed""."

"There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself."

"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Me: Is Kohl's cash okay?"