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Joke of the Day
"I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly"
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"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."
"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""
"Do not use ""Whoomp! There it is!"" unless it actually is there."
"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."
"The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian."
"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."
"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""
"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."