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Joke of the Day
"My dick is so big that if I laid it out on a keyboard, it would go from A to Z. Wait, shit."
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"Moms. The original autocorrect."
"Roses are red, Twitter is blue, you look bangable, so I'll follow you"
"16 zombie actors injured on movie set. Saddly no one noticed for 3 hours."
"A man walks into a zoo... But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu."
"I had a bad audition... ...but I acted like I didn't care."
"What's he difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes *down* the chimney."
"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."
"Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end."
"Whip me up, Before you Nae Nae Don't leave me hanging on like a Bae Bae"