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Joke of the Day
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross-country"
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"""Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we'll call you a liar."" -insurance"
"What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good."
"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"
"Twitter is the new flypaper."
"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"
"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"
"[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] ""why isn't he wearing a shirt"" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote"
"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."
"The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said ""Can I have a word?"""