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Joke of the Day

"I think I'll design something cool, get a bunch of people to like it, and then make it steadily worse with every update. Oops, been done."

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"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."
"Kid Rock now endorses Donald Trump ""#Make America Up Jump the Boogie Again!!"""
"Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor"
"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"
"How frustrating would it be if you turned into a zombie before you had a chance to put your dentures in?"
"Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk."
"Why was the pregnant woman screaming ""wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!""? She was having contractions."
"The psychology of a man who pays more than $50 for a pair of jeans is more impenetrable to me than that of Hitler."
"Did you guys know the majority is always right? Except slavery"