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Joke of the Day
"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""
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"(Me,after returning from exam) Mom: (Greeting) How was your paper? Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew."
"My patient was refused his organ transplant. But I didn't have the heart to tell him."
""" How was your blind date ? "" "" Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. "" "" What's so terrible about that ? "" "" He was the original owner ! """
"Did you hear that great joke about Schrodinger's cat?"
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."
"INTERVIEWER: what do you consider your greatest strength ME: ... INTERVIEWER: ... ME (38 minutes later): I'd say promptness"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.70 a packet and deer nuts are under a buck"
"What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !"
"The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon... ... it was the crack of dawn."