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Joke of the Day

"What do Muslims and the BBC have in common? They both cover up for pedophiles."

"What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency."

"How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone? I dunno, ask the Kids."

"Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? No? He didn't either."

"Please don't tag me in photos where I'm not wearing my roller skates, I'm looking for a boyfriend."

"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the pyschopath"

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"

"What did the Frenchman say after 80? Blaze it."

"It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."