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Joke of the Day
"The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian."
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"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"
"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."
"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."
"Is BB hungry? No, BB-8."
"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."
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