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Joke of the Day

"Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do? Pier pressure"

"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."

"To quote my late father... ""Traffic is heavier than I expected."""

"I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant."

"Why can't I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded."

"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."

"What does a pirate call his idiot son? A retarrrrrd"

"A guy walks into a bar... He said ""ouch."""

"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."

"I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude"