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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard to work at an apple pie factory? They have such a high turnover rate."
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"How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub"
"What's 3 inches long, stiff, and makes people laugh? My dick."
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"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."
"I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice. Should I report the vehicle as stolen?"
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a colorful explosion in the sky and a black person? Fire works."
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"Heard The Wall Street Journal just dropped Facebook stock results to the Comics Section"