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Joke of the Day
"I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant."
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"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."
"I've got writer's bl I've got writer'ssssss somethinnnn somethin Writer's blah blah blah blah I'm going to get coffee."
"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"
"I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers"
"Just found a yogurt recipe online and the first ingredient was yogurt. That's not a recipe"
"Please refrain from telling elderly election volunteers to ""work that poll""."
"I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape."
"Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other? Because they were stuck up bitches."
"Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers."