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Joke of the Day

"Why can't I be rubied or diamonded. NOOO. I had to be jaded."

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter? Owens can finish a race."

"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."

"Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them dropped a nickel."

"Wife said she was 'retaining water' and I said I'd wondered who drained the swimming pool. Been 4 days and I'm still hiding in the attic"

"Dear Workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well?"

"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."

"Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies? Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)"

"Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial? He never changes his position."