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Joke of the Day
"Finals in college are a lot like plastic surgery walk in with A's and leave with D's."
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"lovely joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"I'm about as sociable as mushrooms... I'd like to think I'm a pretty fungi."
"Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !"
"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there."
"Women Are Like Crawfish A whole lotta' work for a little bit of tail. xd"
"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Say your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
"I needed something to leave my door open.... So I left it ajar.... :'D"
"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."
"What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes? I need some for tonight."