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Joke of the Day

"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"

"Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock."

"I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face."

"How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None; they can't change anything."

"I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads."

"Be careful, newbies. Twitter changes you. I used to be Puerto Rican, now I'm Irish."

"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"

"""You know what? Guys should play ALL the parts. We could even wear dresses and kiss and stuff."" - Shakespeare's gay friend"

"If I was a candle... ...and somebody dumped a bucket of water on me, I'd be quite put out."

"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"