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Joke of the Day

"These quad copters just can't seem to leave the news... The media and hobbyists just keep droning on and on about them"

"What's the difference between people from Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do"

"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"Hey, have you heard about the new Micheal Bay film? I've heard the lead role goes to explosions."

"What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday? Unemployed."

"I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestle."

"A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi."

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"[My relationship with TV] There's nothing on. *watches nothing for the next six hours."