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Joke of the Day

"I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"Why do moths fly with their legs spread? Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?"

"What do you call an honest lawyer? An oxymoron."

"What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%? This calls for Jurastic changes"

"Lots of grandfather jokes. Here's his favorite. My uncle. He hates my dad. My uncle is his favorite joke."

"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""Get out! We don't serve any bacteria in this bar. The two bacteria say, ""Hey, but we work here. We're staph."""

"Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own? It's two tired."

"A woman gets hit by a truck. Who's fault is it? The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?"

"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"