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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
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"Doctor, doctor I broke my arm in two places. Doctor: Stop going to those places."
"I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15? Have a baby."
"I just ended a long-term relationship today I'm not too bothered, it wasn't mine"
"I decided to have a can of soup for lunch today... ...And hating to see good food go to waste, I decided to have the soup as well."
"This little piggy went to the market This little piggy stayed home This little piggy spread a swine flu virus And killed 250 million people"
"Why do Jews watch porno movies in reverse? Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back to the guy."
"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"
"What is a Queens job? She Queens and vacuums"
"If you like blowing candles on your birthday, what does that make you? A gay candle."