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Joke of the Day

"a disturbing new trend called hot bowling: teens order a breadbowl full of soup at Panera & attempt to eat the breadbowl BEFORE the soup"

"Yo momma's so ugly... When the cops shoot her, the bullets come back and ask for blindfolds."

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" wasn't the answer I was expecting."

"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."

"Arguing with women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you."

"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."

"There are times when I miss you so bad, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body."

"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."

"What would happen if you ate yeast and polish? You would rise and shine."

"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."