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"I'm not racist, I have black friends. Or at least I did until my dad sold them."
"Want a pudding pop? I don't give a fuck if you want it or not. Stop crying. You're gonna take this motherfucking pudding pop."
"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"
"This year's election is a joke. I for one, find it Hillary-ous."
"Gun, while only being a letter away from gum, is definitely not something that your teacher wants you to share with the rest of the class."
"Never understand when someone says, ""cats are snobby."" Like dogs are constantly inviting you & the kids over for burgers & a swim?"
"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."
"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"