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Joke of the Day
"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."
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"What do anal sex and spinach have in common If they were forced upon you as a child you wont like them as an adult"
"If you visit the president of Russia..... ......be sure to Putin a good word for me."
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole ""light bulb"" thing."
"What do you get when you cut up an avagadro? Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty?"
"I like my women like I like my dog. Actually, No. I prefer the dog."
"Pretty similar... Tea is the only difference between meh and meth."
"yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!"