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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"
Next Joke
"I can't say enough good things about my grandmother. She just isn't very nice."
"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."
"I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done."
"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."
"A dyslexic guy walked into a bra."
"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"
"It's cold Son: Dad, it's so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees."
"There are a lot of deadbeat dads out there trying to make up for lost time by ""liking"" their grown children's facebook updates."
"Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."