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Joke of the Day

"Well kids, when a man and woman love each other very much, he erects a monument for her, but in his pants."

"Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters. Read online on a comment. LOL"

"A woman was masturbating furiously on the subway The police were going to arrest her, but she got off."

"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"

"Where does Ubisoft have the most trouble in school The Division"

"Say what you will about deaf people..."

"Reincarnation, evolution, whatever. At some point, Larry King was a possum."

"A boring joke I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE Waiter: ahem *points to sign* Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything"

"I always cry before getting intimate with a girl Does someone have tips against pepperspray?"