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Joke of the Day

"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

"Is there a site I can go to where I can write down stuff that happens to me? Like an electronic diary (eDiary)?"

"What do you say when you friendzone a brony? Friendship is magic."

"75% of my day consists of looking at the clock and not believing it"

"What's the hardest part about fucking a cripple? Paralyzing her."

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just sit around and compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."

"What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!"

"How To Lose 250 pounds of ugly fat in one day Get a divorce."

"What do you call it when a fruit studders? A peach impediment."