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Joke of the Day

"Never understand when someone says, ""cats are snobby."" Like dogs are constantly inviting you & the kids over for burgers & a swim?"

"TIL that skydiving... ...without a parachute, is a once in a lifetime experience."

"dying to have A guy goes into bar and says to the bartender."" I'm dying to have sex in the worst way. The bartender says "" Well, the worst way I can think of is standing up in a hammock."""

"Yo mama middle name is Rambo."

"4: Where did I come from? Me: Mommy's belly. 4: How'd I get there? Me: I, uh...put you there? 4: How did you... Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!"

"What's got 2 thumbs and is worse than Donald Trump? No, seriously. I'm asking."

"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."

"I already know what I want to be when I get older.. Younger"

"Some numbers walk into an Irish pub. 2 orders an Irish Car Bomb. 1 says ""2, please!"""

"What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear? A barracuchi."