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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a park Bench? The bench can support a family."
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"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"
"I want to pick up a hitchhiker before I die. Not like right before I die, but you know."
"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."
"Someone recently asked me, ""What blood type are you?"".. I said , ""The red runny type""."
"I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss."
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please"
"What do you call a four about four? A meta-four."
"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"