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Joke of the Day

"Want a pudding pop? I don't give a fuck if you want it or not. Stop crying. You're gonna take this motherfucking pudding pop."

"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"

"Jail is just college for people who work at fast food restaurants."

"The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it's okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich"

"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."

"I feel like landlords who don't allow dogs but DO allow children don't know very much about children."

"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"

"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."

"""Ewww how'd that get in the house? I don't wanna kill it. I'll just put it outside"" *scoops your baby up in a tissue*"

"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"