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Joke of the Day
"What's Putin's new favorite song? Crimea River"
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"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"
"Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup? Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!"
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."
"So I went to a culture booth recently... And I tried some ramen. Wasn't a great idea I soon found out, as I had eaten a cheeseburger not long before. Everything just surrendered..."
"*enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*"
"So my cousin has bieber fever... Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome."
"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."
"What is the new fad diet for ghost developers? The Boolean."