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Joke of the Day
"Danger is my middle name. nnFirst name: AvoidsnLast name: Completely"
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"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"[at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit"
"What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet? Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway."
"Mexico Olympic Team Joke Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team? Their best swimmers are all in American waters."
"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"
"I wanted to put an England flag in my garden... I wanted to put an England flag in my garden but wasn't sure if it would offend muslim extremists. So I wrote 'Allah is a twat' on it just to make sure."
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it So technically officer, that weed is yours."
"A hipster's favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it"