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Joke of the Day

"Our guide called the bear tracks I found bike tracks. Laugh it up pal, but if these bears are on bikes we're all going to die out here."

"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."

"My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c ""he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, &not have to worry about any other stuff."""

"Me and my wife are into S&M. She sleeps and I masturbate."

"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."

"What do white girls celebrate on December 25th? ChristMAAAAAAAAAS"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot.. A carrot"

"Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog? To get a long little doggy."

"Did you hear about the priest who gardens? He tends to it religiously!"

"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""