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Joke of the Day

"Why dose the navy use liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up."

"What part of the vegetable is hardest to eat? The wheelchair."

"I just did a fart that was like the movie 'The Sixth Sense' There was a weird twist at the end, now I'm afraid to look"

"What do you call a nosey pepper? jalapeno business"

"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's 7"

"""Bros before hoes"" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say."

"I lost my phone when it was on vibrate I guess if I loved it so much I should have put a ring on it"

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire"

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."