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Joke of the Day
"Guys, how can you tell the girl your having sex with is faking an orgasm? Who cares."
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"Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier."
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe."
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40-foot cock trying to reach out and touch someone."
"KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts"
"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."
"I don't mind your bad kids running around if you don't mind me tripping them."
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."
"My kids don't drive me to drink. Can't wait until they get their license and they can though."
"I'm not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes."