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Joke of the Day

"So I went to a culture booth recently... And I tried some ramen. Wasn't a great idea I soon found out, as I had eaten a cheeseburger not long before. Everything just surrendered..."

"What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread? Dill dough."

"[INT. STARBUCKS - DAY] Me: Theres a large rat in the bathroom Barista: ? Me: A large rat Barista: ? Me: THERES A VENTI RAT IN THE BATHROOM"

"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"

"A dog named joke starts playing with his owners. One of the kids throws a ball across the street, the dog goes for it..... A car runs him over, the joke is over."

"What did one transition metal say to the other? Cu later!"

"Every Adele song is about lasagna."

"If you make an oriental dizzy.... does he become disoriented?"

"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"

"Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it."