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Joke of the Day

"*enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*"

"How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!"

"I don't need a drink in my hand to be happy. I'm also happy if the drink is on a table as long as it's still within arm's reach."

"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"I wear the pants in this family. It's so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down."

"Ever had to force a smile while someone takes forever trying to figure out how to use the camera? That's how teenagers feel 24 hours a day."

"shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice"

"Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other? How do you drive this thing?!"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."

"There's a sale at the Maul Everything's half off"