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Joke of the Day

"*enter password* *wrong* *wrong* *wrong* *reset password* ... *new password can't be the same as old password*"

"If Trump wins the election.... I hope he leaves us for a younger, more attractive Eastern European Country after a year or two."

"Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings."

"Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently."

"What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception."

"What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality."

"When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro ... ... not screaming in terror, like his victims."

"I thought kegels were like Jewish bagels...boy was I wrong"

"""It's not you, it's me"" - DiGiorno, to delivery"

"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"