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Joke of the Day
"So my cousin has bieber fever... Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome."
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"There's something about a mousetrap that I can't quite put my finger on."
"New machine at the gym. They installed a new machine at my gym today, I managed to do 2 hours on it. They do all sorts. Snickers, Kit-kats, Mars bars, you name it..."