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Joke of the Day
"What does amnesia mean? Someone told me but I forgot."
Next Joke
"Why do college frat boys drink before bathing? Buds before suds, bro."
"GENIE: 3 wishes. But no extra wishes & no sex stuff Me: why not? GENIE: I make the rules ME: I wish I made the rules GENIE: ...dammit"
"I like my jokes like I like my pizza Cheesy "
"im an adult! i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!"
"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."
"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"
"My wife made a good point yesterday."
"Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble? It had run out of lettuce"
"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."