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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people think about sex so much? Because there's pubes on their heads."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !"

"My daughter just informed me that 75% of you follow me because of how I look. I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted."

"There's a new drinking game... You draw a random card from a deck & if it's black you take a shot.... We call it ""Ferguson"""

"I like my beer the way I like my violence. Domestic."

"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""

"Wooden leg. My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."

"Doc: Let's check your reflexes. Me: I have the reflexes of a cat. Doc: *hits my knee with a hammer* Me: MEOW! *scratches Doc's eyes out*"

"Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)"