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Joke of the Day
"My wife made a good point yesterday."
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"Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children."
"Virgin will hate it when someone said... You don't worth a pound."
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"Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now."
"Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military."
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