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Joke of the Day
"My wife made a good point yesterday."
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"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."
"I identify as a creeper from minecraft Because I become unstable when people get to close to me"
"Sex jokes aren't funny, I mean cum on people."
"Never argue with a woman when she's tired...or when she's rested."
"Walked into the gym and did 1 push up in front of everyone, then ripped off my shirt and walked out grunting 'You did it. You did it.'"
"They say honesty is the best policy, but quite frankly, I think a million-dollar life insurance policy on a super old dude sounds better."
"What do you call a doctor that graduated at the bottom of their class? Doctor."
"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."
"My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."