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Joke of the Day
"Writing cuss words on the white space of textbook pages is marginally offensive."
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"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"
"Yog see woman Yog ask woman out Yog go on date Yog fall in love Yog act like an idiot Yog get dumped Yoghurt."
"[having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?"
"What did the horse say when it walked into the bar? ""ouch..."""
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bay-gulls."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here"
"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"
"Love songs are liars."